[Intro]
Thank you for choosing to stay at the Pink Hotel
I'm your hotel manager, Scene Queen
You can check your bags in over here
And you can check in your panties and leave 'em at the door

[Verse 1]
Room service! I always deliver
I don't eat in bed 'less it's my girl for dinner
I— I got her yellin' "oh God" like it's scripture
Another church girl that I turned to a stripper
Room service! I know you didn't order
But everybody gets it, I don't let them cut the corners
On this floor, the room you're in is my new house of horrors
And I can't let you leave without some cock and ball torture

[Chorus]
I put the "ho" in hotel
You're tryna ride up and down with this bombshell
Try to climb the stairs, I'll kick you down with my stiletto
My rates are going up, that's why you can't get on my level
I put the "ho" in hotel
You're tryna ride up and down with this bombshell
Try to climb the stairs, I'll kick you down with my stiletto
My rates are going up, that's why you can't get on my level
[Verse 2]
Pussy by the pool, penis in the penthouse
'Bout to turn this hotel into your mom's house
I— I— I need a slut, that's what your mom's for
Where you getting pussy? O— O— O— On the top floor

[Interlude]
Welcome to the concierge
I actually don't think women are sluts at all
I think they're caring, kind, and multi-faceted
Like the levels to this hotel
Can I help you with your bag?
Can I help you get this bag?

[Verse 3]
Got this money and I threw it on her tits (Tits!)
Household name from cuttin' dicks (Dicks!)
I'm just tryna let you know I fuck (Fuck!)
Did I mention that I fuck? (Fuck!)

[Chorus]
I put the "ho" in hotel
You're tryna ride up and down with this bombshell
Try to climb the stairs, I'll kick you down with my stiletto
My rates are going up, that's why you can't get on my level
I put the "ho" in hotel
You're tryna ride up and down with this bombshell
Try to climb the stairs, I'll kick you down with my stiletto
My rates are going up, that's why you can't get on my level
[Post-Chorus]
Gays with ADHD
Listen to me, listen to me
Wait, what was I doing again?
Gays with ADHD
Listen to me, I am your scene queen
Gays with ADHD
Listen to me, I am your scene queen

[Bridge]
No room for incels in the hotel
No room for incels in the hotel
Girlfriends in the lobby, boyfriends in the basement
A whole lotta boobies that I wanna put my face in

[Chorus]
I put the "ho" in hotel
You're tryna ride up and down with this bombshell
Try to climb the stairs, I'll kick you down with my stiletto
My rates are going up, that's why you can't get on my level
I put the "ho" in hotel
You're tryna ride up and down with this bombshell
Try to climb the stairs, I'll kick you down with my stiletto
My rates are going up, that's why you can't get on my level

[Outro]
Gays with ADHD
Listen to me, I am your scene queen
Gays with ADHD
Listen to me, I am your scene queen