[Intro]
(Fuck the scene, I'm the queen)

[Verse 1]
Headline spot goes to the abuser (That's right)
Half my idols are fucking losers
If I'm the bitch just starting rumors
What about the dogs turned into groomers?
Good bands save their fans, oh, I laugh at the irony
Shitheads get off on blatant misogyny
I'll go full ice pick lobotomy
If I see one more notes app apology

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm sick of good people getting overlooked
If a bitch wants to be famous
Tell 'em, "Write a better hook, pussy"

[Chorus]
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
[Post-Chorus]
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off your bus
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off, you're busted

[Verse 2]
If nice guys finish last (Always)
Then a stadium tour is a victory lap
If the shoe fits, shove it up your ass
Does prison come with an AA pass?
Slap on the wrist, no one gives a shit
It is what it is, it is what it is
Slap on the wrist, no one gives a shit
I'm too old for this, get it?

[Chorus]
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
[Post-Chorus]
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off, you're busted

[Interlude]
The allegations that have been made against a member of *** are a matter we do not take lightly
Oh, sh—t, they did it again

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm sick of good people getting overlooked
If a bitch wants to be famous
Tell 'em, "Write a better hook, pussy"

[Chorus]
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus

[Post-Chorus]
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off your bus
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off, you're busted
[Outro]
Refreshing page
Ah, it's not that fucking hard
Shame on you