Who buys a jacket from a gunmaker?
Yeah man I'm sure rhino ivory feels really nice

I'm making inroads into liquor
Prize-winning haircuts and drum machines on ice

These Chinese plastics want to tell me something about real life
I got the gist online

Whose are these ethics
Don't know whose side I'm on half the time

How are you? Just desperate
(for money)

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Figured I'd come out whilе swimming
Legs in those jeans likе you were born to ride a Clydesdale
Will you invite me to your opening?
I'll amuse myself seeing my face in the thumbnail

Do I repulse you?
Which part of me d'you wish would hit the floor
Or leave out the back door?

You are so funny
Then again, no-one around here cares
If you're not talking money

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Did everyone in sight get together
Has it been ten years
These first dances are really weird
Even the ones who were off and on, off and on with the weather
Have seemed to bond
Toxic or Golden Years
Is this so unfair?
Is it so wrong of me to sing these things
To old friends offering rings?

Can't I be happy
Took me an ocean and a half to see
It might never happen

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Money
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