[Verse 1, MiAaAaA]
If I had a child, its name would be Disgrace.
I gave birth to my son, Disgrace. (Wait, waa?)
When he was 3 he fell in the mud and had it on his face
All because he couldn’t tie his shoe lace.
(Wait a second, my son's texting me....)

[Verse 2, VespOdd]
When he was 5 all he did was run all over the place
Nothing but a disgrace, that Disgrace
When he was 8 he had too much on his plate
He ran away but only for a date
With his new girlfriend, he had fun
Just as long as he didn't tell anyone (Mister, I did not allow you to have a girlfriend!!!)

[End Verse 1, MiAaAaA]
If I had a child, its name would be Disgrace.

[End Verse 2, VespOdd]
Nothing but a disgrace, that Disgrace