All I wanted was a glow-up
But I was the only one who showed up
"Don't worry, eventually everybody gets one"
Ooh, waiting! That's fun
"If you want true love
You gotta look good, love"
Yikes, that's a shove
Unrealistic expectations is what I'm filled with
"Bro, do you even lift?"
Anime daddies are what I want
But my ugly face still haunts
Me, I need to look better
I want to not have to hide in a sweater
Each day I feel sadder
I worry that I do not matter (If I mattered)
A glow-up would've already come my way
Instead I grow impatient day by day
Worrying about what they'll say
(What's the delay-lay-lay?)