[Intro: Nigel32]
Nigel, you're crazy n***a!

[Verse 1: VespOdd]
People are so shitty, most of them aren't even pretty
Fictional people are the best, real life can't even compare
It could never ever pass the test, but characters are perfect
Humans have me wrecked, fantasies are ideal
The only shitty people are real, sure, some people can be great
But then it's not their only trait, they could be abusive
If not a little intrusive, I can only hope what happens next
Can copy what I reflect

[Chorus: laci's avocados]
People are shitty, they're not even pretty
They make me wanna burn down this city
I just really want to know why every chance you have
You just fucking blow

[Post-Chorus: Nigel32]
Why are people so shitty?
Make me feel like plastic fake titties
Like get the fuck out of my face
Why are people so shitty?
Ruining all my favorite cities
A fucking disgrace to the human race
[Verse 2: Nigel32]
People are shitty, they make me feel bitty
They reduce my self-worth to Kim K's titties
If they mess with me, I will start to hitty
Smack you so hard that you fly out the city
I'd rather indulge in fictional life
At least they can be made right
Some of y'all should have never come in my sight
Don't talk trash with me, I will win a fight
VespOdd is the top dawg
With Laci, there is nothing wrong
So let's talk about loving on
People may be shitty but let's all sing a song

[Chorus: laci's avocados]
People are shitty, they're not even pretty
They make me wanna burn down this city
I just really want to know why every chance you have
You just fucking blow

[Post-Chorus: Nigel32]
Why are people so shitty?
Make me feel like plastic fake titties
Like get the fuck out of my face
Why are people so shitty?
Ruining all my favorite cities
A fucking disgrace to the human race
[Verse 3: Lacisavocados]
People are shitty, they make me hate this city
Some are very nice, some just text all day on their silly device
Most of the people that aren’t real
Are the ones that make me feel very good inside
But the rest make me wanna hide
Todoroki, icy hot, is very cute, most humans are not
Danny Phantom is a ghost, but he’s better than most
But nobody’s perfect, and for music, humans are worth it

[Chorus: laci's avocados]
People are shitty, they're not even pretty
They make me wanna burn down this city
I just really want to know why every chance you have
You just fucking blow

[Post-Chorus: Nigel32]
Why are people so shitty?
Make me feel like plastic fake titties
Like get the fuck out of my face
Why are people so shitty?
Ruining all my favorite cities
A fucking disgrace to the human race