Original Cast of Ranked: A New Musical
Not Today
[MATT (spoken)]
Sign our petition to bring back ranks!
[EMILY (spoken)]
Restore our ranks! Sign here to let admin know we want our ranks back
[SARAH (sung)]
Let me introduce myself to you
You probably didn't notice me and my crew
We're not exactly on the leaderboards
[MAYA (spoken)]
Can you believe my 4.0 is a low score?
[VIV (sung)]
You know, I always wanted to be on top
But today, it seems we finally get our shot!
[SARAH]
I think we're overdue for a swap!
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
I finally see the other side
Everything they tried to hide
And it's feeling really good
[ALL]
Feeling really good
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Without a number by your namе
Everybody's all the same
And it's feeling rеally good
[ALL]
Feeling really good
[MAYA]
Don't tell me to cry
Or say I should be sorry
I'm not sorry
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Not today!
[OTHERS]
Not today!
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Not today!
[OTHERS]
Not today!
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Not today!
[OTHERS]
Not today!
[ALL]
No, not today!
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
We are the first rate
Gold plated
Separate celebrated
Unregulated, decorated
Rankless apostates
Now it's our time
So fine
Sick of the paradigm
Then get in line if overtime
Is making you cray
[SARAH, VIV]
Well not anymore
[VIV]
Noooooooo
I feel the leisure setting in
We don't worry who will win
And it's feeling really good
[ALL]
Feeling really good
[MAYA]
So let's party all day long
For now our troubles are all gone
And it's feeling really good
[ALL]
Feeling really good
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Don't tell me to cry
Or say I should be sorry
[ALL]
I'm not sorry
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Not today!
[OTHERS]
Not today!
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Not today!
[OTHERS]
Not today!
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Not today!
[OTHERS]
Not today!
[ALL]
No, not today!
What should you say
When you know that you've failed?
Not today
Not today
Not today
No not today
Not today
Not today
Not today
No not today
[SYDNEY (spoken)]
Where's your jacket?
[CARLY (spoken)]
It doesn't go with this romper
[SYDNEY (spoken)]
We're wearing our jackets
[CARLY (spoken)]
But, without ranks, I thought it might be fun to wear something-
[SYDNEY (spoken)]
Put your jacket on! We earned the right to wear these. We aren't going to stop just because someone else- - we deserve them
(sung)
You think you get to take my place
Just cause your number is erased?
I won't allow you to debase
Everything that I've achieved
Just because you can't perceive
That you're really not as good
[SQUAD]
Really not as good
[SYDNEY]
Enjoy your little song and dance
Because you still don't stand a chance
[CARLY]
Right now the leaderboard is blank
[SQUAD]
But don't forget we earned our rank!
[SYDNEY & SQUAD]
Don't you say we're the same
You'd be lying
So stop trying
[SARAH, MAYA, VIV]
Not today!
[SYDNEY]
You think this low class
Smart-ass
Move could give you a pass
[SYDNEY & SQUAD]
No!
Let's pull the trigger and deliver
This coup de grace!
[SARAH (spoken)]
Coup-de-what?
[CARLY (spoken)]
Coup de grace
[JACQUIE (spoken)]
It means "mercy killing"
[FRANCIS (spoken)]
Look it up
[MAYA (spoken)]
No!
[ALL (sung)]
Not today
Not today
Not today
No not today