You can't hardly wait till I get home
You go through my clothes where to find two combs
And you ain't lookin' for the wear and tear when you do
If you don't quit checkin' on me I'm checkin' out on you
Ain't nothin' in my pockets but the car keys and a dollar
Note you're gonna find on my shirt is the rain around the collar
And baby that's somethin' that can only be on you
If you don't quit checkin' on me I'm checkin' out on you
Now I can't even stop off for a beer
Cause the bartender's gettin' tired of sayin' ET ain't here
And if you cuss me then what am I gonna do
If you don't quit checkin' on me I'm checkin' out on you

Now I can't even stop off...