[Intro]
Zardu Hasselfrau
Zardu Hasselfrau

[Verse]
Getting down and dirty with a procyon lotor
Got no people skills but he's good with motors
That weird thing by his side, an infantilized sequoia
The two of them walk by, people say, "Oh boy-a"
They ask me why I'm bringin' a baby into battle
"That's really irresponsible" and getting them rattled
I say, "Give me a break, get off of my back, damn it"
I didn't learn parenting, my daddy was a planet

[Bridge]
Zardu Hasselfrau, Zardu Hasselfrau, hey
Zardu Hasselfrau, Zardu Hasselfrau, hey

[Outro]
In these times of hardship, just remember
We are Groot