[ Chorus 1 ]
I'm a simp to the Samsung girl
She's not real but she's got some curves
I know one day she'll rock my world
Cause I'm a simp to the Samsung girl

[ Verse 1 ]
I'd still plug in my USB
Even if she's only seventeen
FBI this ain't I crime
We were just transferring files

She will be my new waifu
Just hope that she's waterproof
Not gonna lie she's pretty hot
Swipe up gently to unlock

[ Chorus 2 ]
I'm a simp to the Samsung girl
Just hope she's not a trans uncle
One day I'll rock her virtual world
Cause I'm a simp to the Samsung girl

[ Verse 2 ]
Sam knows your browser history
So she sent you a fеw selfies
Takes you to anothеr galaxy
Just don't simp for Xiao Mi
Sam is ready for assistance
Let's try out her new features
I was impressed and quite surprised
Samsung always satisfies

[ Chorus 3 ]
We're all simps to the Samsung girl
She's not real but she's causing a surge
We wanna live in a virtual world
And all simp to the Samsung girl
Well not all of us