[Intro]
How to be normal
How to be normal
How to be normal
How to be normal

[Verse 1]
Put on this shirt and wear those shoes
If not, then they'll murder you
I like what I like, I’ll black out my eyes
Put on a coat just to make a disguise
So, am I normal enough?
Please, don't make me give it up

[Chorus]
Please hug me and hold me
And tell me that you know me
Fix me and break me
Won't we please share a cup of tea?
I’m stupid and lazy
I can see why you hate me
I'm human and crazy
Just, please, don't ever leave

[Verse 2]
And why should I care what anyone thinks
When no one is there to comfort me?
It's not me, it's just them, they won't stay till the end
It's just me and I, so I made this disguise
How to be, well, with time, we'll see
And why should I care what anyone thinks
When no one is there to comfort me?
It’s not me, it’s just them, they won't stay till the end
It’s just me and I, so I made this disguise
[Chorus]
Please hug me and hold me
And tell me that you know me
Fix me and break me
Won't we please share a cup of tea?
I'm stupid and lazy
I can see why you hate me
I'm human and crazy
Just, please, don’t ever leave

[Outro]
How to be normal
How to be normal
And how to be normal
How to be normal
And how to be normal
And how to be normal