[Verse 1]
Once upon a time I came across a game that I really liked (Pokémon)
Once upon a time I saw a show and my love for it spiked (PAW Patrol!)
Everyone seems to love these games and shows, that makes me happy (So happy)
But what I ended up seeing made my day much more crappy (Very crappy)
Why'd you have to draw my favorite character with a huge whipping cock? (What the-)
Why does that item have human genitalia? You need to see a doc (Go see a psychologist)
I wish I didn't have to see that stuff that you just drew (It's BS)
After seeing this shit I only have one last question for you (Let me ask you something)

[Chorus]
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail?
My eyeballs are aching
I'm so close to breaking
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail?
My eyeballs are aching
I'm so close to breaking
Bullet to my head I'll be taking

[Verse 2]
So we go back to a time when life wasn't that rough (When I was 6 years old)
When my brain wasn't influenced by a bunch of nasty stuff (It's disturbing)
Turn on my television and watch Shrek movies all through the night (I wanna watch Shrek!)
Didn't have to imagine him being really sexy, so I was alright (Why'd you do it though?)
I just wanna enjoy the shit that I watch and play (Wanna enjoy it)
Now I have to question if I'm turning gay (For Shrek)
But that's okay because it's not on my mind all day (Sonia too)
Either way, I got a few things to say (Let me ask you something)
[Chorus]
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail?
My eyeballs are aching
I'm so close to breaking
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail?
My eyeballs are aching
I'm so close to breaking
Bullet to my head I'll be taking

[Bridge]
And if you keep drawing the things you always do
That's a decision that's ultimately up just to you
But I just ask one thing of you
If I see any of this one more time kill me with a shoe

[Chorus]
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail?
My eyeballs are aching
I'm so close to breaking
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
[Outro]
Everyone who's had their favorite characters sexualized, put your hands in the air
Oh, fuck, everyone has their hands in the air, shit
Oh, fuck
Oh, man
Shit, fuck
Oh, fuck