[Verse]
Oh, what a tragedy
Your credit card declined again tonight
For the hundredth time
You can't even pay half the rent
You just sit on your ass 'cause you're unemployed
Won't entertain this anymore

[Pre-Chorus]
You can't live off your stimulus check
Your fashion sense is average at best
I fell for mediocre dick again
(I, I, I, I)
Know that you're not all the same
Just need one that can give me faith
Leave me just a little bit sane
'Cause I can't stand these

[Chorus]
Ladke, ladke, ladke
Areh baap reh, mere peeche kyu pargaye (oh, oh)
Yeh pagal pagal mummy ji ke chamche (ah)
Yeh saare saare ullu ke patthe (hey, yeah)

[Verse 2]
Ain't it a shame?
Used to have such good dick game
Had me sneaking over to you even on the weekdays
Now look what you became
To think that I had feelings
Had me so unsatisfied
I said my ex's name
(Whatever)
Happily, get more dopamine from a bag of weed
Than I ever get from you
(ever get from you)
My girls be waitin' on me to kick you to the streets
Ego so big even if you're six feet tall
Don't suit you at all

[Chorus]
Ladke, ladke, ladke (ladke, ladke)
Areh baap reh, mere peeche kyu pargaye (peeche kyu pargaye)
Yeh pagal pagal mummy ji ke chamche (ah)
Yeh saare saare ullu ke sutthe (mmm)

[Outro]
I can't stand these
I can't stand these
I can't stand these
I can't stand these
Ladke, ladke, oh woah
I can't stand these
I can't stand these
I can't stand these
I can't stand these
Oh, woah
No, no, oh