[Spoken]
Alas, the Cod War was not the only conflict to be seen
More trouble was brewing that involved the Ocean Queen
Deep inside the jungle, the Lost Empire lies
Ruled by Joey, a chaotic and most mischievous guy

Meanwhile in Mythland, Lord Sausage formed a guild
Where customers could pay to have their rivals killed
This is the tale of how these rulers' paths crossed
When the Queen found that one of her oceankin was lost