[Verse 1]
I struggled through the trivia
I found a glow ink sac
Made a truce with Pearl and Katherine
Then I stabbed them in the back
And with my foes defeated
The crown was mine to take (Yeah!)
So I looked upon my subjects
And I laughed and I said

[Chorus]
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake

[Verse 2]
And if that wasn't cruel enough
I had a master plan (hur-hur!)
I'd build an island bakery
Cash in on the demand (Ching!)
I gathered my ingredients
I taught a friend to bake
Thеn I waited for my subjects
And I laughed and I said

[Chorus]
Lеt them eat cake
Let them eat cake
[Verse 3]
But then I got suspicious
Of the ones who didn't buy (Hmm)
So I made a cake enforcer
And I headed out to spy (Aha)
I saw no lawbreakers
But I may have caused a raid (Oh no)
And for that foolish error
My dear villagers, they paid
I flew to the palace and grabbed my bow
To prove that I could be a hero
But despite how hard I tried
A few of my poor people died
And Joey kicked me when I was down
He swooped in and he stole my crown
I know now it was a mistake
When I looked upon my subjects and I said