*Piano*

[The Might of the Subconsious]

Stanley: "Hello? Can you hear me?"

*His face appears on the screen*

Stanley: "Oh, hello." "Now you may be thinking hit 'Who is this voice speaking to me through my televisions?' hit Well, let me introduce myself, my name hit is Stanley. It is very nice to meet you, consider me a friend because I might consider you one too." "I like having friends, how many friends do you have?" "That's great!" "Would you like to know a secret of mine?" "I can make friends appear hit out of thin air." "What was that? You wanna know how? Well, I can tell you, but you have to promise me that I am one of your friends first." "Great, first we must consider what makes up a good friend; What do they sound like, what do they look like, what colored eyes do they have?"

*The screen fades to black*

*Stanley reappears*

Stanley: "Always remember the most important rule; If there is a new friend that lives in your head, ̴̛̪̿̑̃̃̌ḭ̶̞̋t̴̯̥͙͓̩̑̒͌̄̈́͐ ̵̨̢̠̪̳͒̚ḯ̸̺̘̊̀̊͒͘s̵̡̺̘͓̭͓͌͊͗̅ ̵̭̲͈̱͎̭̓͌̅͋͋b̴̢̗͕͝é̵͚̙͓̤s̶̛̥̘͕̈́̏̊̏̈́t̴̳̳̱̼̓̓͊͜͝ͅ ̵̨̧͇̼̘͈̂̈́̕t̵̬̖̖̋̈́͋̆ő̵̭͙̩̘̎ ̷̧̪͉͔͆͆̈p̵̛̪̹͉̟͇̈́̌̈́ṷ̴̬̹̰̤̟͛̑̑t̴̤͖̱͚̀-̴̧̪̝̻̇̔͐ ̵͎̣̺̞̀̊̀͒ĭ̵̛̝̜͓͑̏̊ṭ̸̳̠̆͂̑̕ͅ ̴̤̝̳͈͔͚͗͆̃̓̕͝ì̷̡̘͖̜̲́̃ͅs̷͉̘̍̈̑̀͛͘ ̴͎͙̔̇b̸̼̘̊͂̌́e̴̥̘̙͇̳͆͠s̵̮̍̒̊͒̈́͝t̵̟̳͈͓̍̈́̂̅͌ͅ ̷̡̭̇̒̈́͜͝͝t̴̥̰͓͍͛̎ô̸͖̣ ̵̯̘͛p̶̧̮̺̏͌̎́͝u̶̯͈͎̺̩͆̃̊̇t̶̫̥̜͌͆-̴̠̐̅̄ ̷̣͈̏̐̕ȋ̸̙̜̬͎͂̉̊̕̚s̶̢͍̬͂̾ ̷̤̼͚̓̾̔̉̌͘b̵̤̹͉̙͋̄͋́͘ȅ̵̯͖͝͝ś̸͕t̴̡̝̽̓̀͗̓̿-̴̰̗̝͑͛"

*Sigh*

Stanley: "They're just as scared as you are." "Mkay, have a friend in mind?" "Great! I think it's time to meet your new friend."

*The screen fades to black again*

Stanley: "Now just close your eyes and think really hard about your new friend." "Can you keep an even bigger secret?" "I think it worked! Your new friend is somewhere in your house, now it's up to you to go and f̴̖̗̥̘̪͉͚̤̋̓̈́ï̷̘̝͛̾̃̀͗͑͋n̶͎̙̼̟̯͖̻͕̍͐̾͛͊́̒̿͗͜ḑ̷̧̣̭̼͖̫̇͗̀̀̆͌͊̇-̷̯̬̜̀́̽̈́͠͠"

*The screen flashes to blue*