[JEFF, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 75th annual Honey Queen pageant

[JEFF]
Honey Queen
You fill my heart with sunny things
You got that rarest honey gene
Never too proud or coy

Honey Queen
You are the one who sets the scene
You're everything and in between
You fill my heart with joy

But Queen
Why'd you walk away from me
Without a care, dispose of me
Like I was Hatchet-trash

You came
Why you lord all over me
Why can't I ever shake you free
No scar, you lеft a gash

Honey Queen
You give my heart littlе bunny feet
You make our lives a comedy
You always scratch that itch
[VOLUNTEER, spoken]
Excuse me sir, here's a list of the contestants

[JEFF, spoken]
Get that away from me

[JEFF]
Oh, Honey Queen
You're pulling all the honey strings
Your talents are way beyond obscene
You witch

Should ne'er have called you late at night
But I was so alone at night
A fate that's worse than death
Oh, yes

You swine
You think you get away with this
Turn me down without a glimpse
Of hellish rabid spite
That's right

Honey Queen
This pageant's about you, certainly
Bounce around in my head like a busy bee
You fill my heart with
[JEFF, spoken]
Joy