Original StarKid Cast of Nightmare Time 2
Virginity Rocks
[BOY JERRY]
The day that Sally met her boy
She told everyone, everyone
Neither played shy or even coy
And they told everyone
They sat on the beach
They met real cute
Sally removed her sequin dress from on top of her suit
The boy leaned in
But Sally crooned, “Leave room!”
Virginity Rocks!
Just tuck it away
Never touch anyone, anyone
Not even your bae
These boots don’t knock
Not today
I'm stronger than everyone, everyone
Not playing no game
[GIRL JERI]
The day that Taylor met their match
They told everyone, everyone
“You wanna date me, there’s a catch
And only one
Keep your hands
Above the waist
And if you’re so so lucky you might just get to first base.”
Many have died along the way, they say
[BOTH]
Virginity Rocks!
Just tuck it away
Never touch anyone, anyone
Not even your bae
These boots don’t knock
Not today
I'm stronger than everyone, everyone
Not playing no game
You might feel that urge inside you
To sexually procreate
But let the spirit inside convince you
It’s best to lay in wait
You’re gonna be a daddy or mom if you mate
Virginity Rocks!
[GIRL JERI (BOY JERRY)]
(You might feel that urge inside you)
You’re cool enough to handle it
No accident
We’re abstinent
(You just let the beat inside you)
[BOTH]
My cautiousness is fabulous
I’m celibate
It's scandalous