Sarvente:
Come on, join today
I'm sure you'd have fun
I hope to see you this Sunday

BoyFriend:
I don't have the class
I just need to go
Thanks for asking but I'll pass

S:
You would fit right in
The sinner's welcome!
That's what church is for anyway

BF:
Sure, you're welcoming
Can you welcome me
Into the bathroom, please ma'am!

S:
There's so many reasons I can barely name them
Why not come to church?
It would be awesome if you did!

BF:
There's no way you would let me in if you saw
What I did when away!
Please just let me go ma'am
S:
God forgives sin, he'd forgive you
If you let him in your heart, there's
Something here for everyone, there's
Chorus if you're interested and
If you're lucky you could join it
I'm sure they would all adore it!
What do you say? Are you convinced?
Please join the church, we'd welcome you!

BF:
I respect your offer but I
Don't think this is the place for me
But don't take that personally
Because lots of people love it
I am not an evangelist
My girl's parents are real demons
Am I the type to come weekly?
I don't think so, think I'll pass, ma'am

S;
Come on, join today
I'm sure you'd have fun
I hope to see you this Sunday

BF:
I don't have the class
I just need to go
Thanks for asking but I'll pass
S;
You would fit right in
The sinner's welcome!
That's what church is for anyway

BF:
Sure, you're welcoming
Can you welcome me
Into the bathroom ma'am please & thanks