(Spoken and Out Of Battle)
Spamton G Spamton:
HEY EVERY!! IT'S ME!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]
SMAPT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
*Corrupt Laughter*
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HEY Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drains]] [[Drains]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARABGE CAN???
*Corrupt Laughter*
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAD IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST
THE THING
YOU NEED
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]]
*Corrupt Laughter*
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]
*Corrupt Laughter*
YOU'RE LIGHT nER< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]
WHY DON'T YOU
[[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
(In Battle)
HEY HEY HEY!
I'VE NEVER SEEN A [[HeartShapedObject]]
LIKE THAT BEFORE!!
MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE
[[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]]
I GOT A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]!
DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR
[[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!

(Sung)
[How many licks] TILL YOU [Sell] YOUR [SOUL]!?
YOU MEAN TO TEL [me] I'M [Hard to read]!!!!?
MAKE SURE YOU NEVER [LOS1NG CONTROL];,;
CAUSE I [[have]] [Just what you] NEED!!

DON'T KNOW 1F [You] SEE
LOVE [me] OR [[Hate me]]!!!!?!
[Buy one get one free]
[On your] SHOPPING SPREE

[More common] THAN YOU THINK
[Right now!] PUSHED TO THE BRINK
ONCE YOU CLICK THIS [link]
FREEDOM [Guaranteed]!!!
[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT!]
Open e_main AND [Drop it like it's hot]
IM DYING NOW [You're killin' me, smalls!]
[[TAKE A KICK INTO THE]] [face]

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT!]
T4K3 YOU BACK TO['97]
YOU [won't regret] WHAT YOU'VE BOUGHT
WE'RE ALL ON THE HIGHWAY straight to[[Heaven]

[Come in for a gamble], COME ON, STAY!!
[Come on down] TODAY!!!
IT'S THE [Business] WAY
[not up to] ME AND YOU

DON'T [see] THE APPE4L?!
IT'S A [Specil] DEAL!!!!!
DEAL YOU [Do not steal]
PROFITS WILL ACCRUE

SO [How's this] HOW'D IT [w0rk] FOR ME?
I WENT FROM [EMAIL] TO [SOMEBODY HELP ME]
TH3 '[Shot] YOU TAKE , EVEN BETTER YET
YOU'RE [Drowning, Drowning]
IN [Death] & {Debt]
MINE FOR [Kromer] NOT FOR [Craft]
{It's make you feel all dapper and daft!]
JUST HAND OV3r [the 3 numbers on the back]
THEN THE [Phone] RINGS & I [[Die]]

DON'T KNOW 1F [You] SEE
LOVE [me] OR [[Hate me]]!!!!?!
[Buy one get one free]
[On your] SHOPPING SPREE

[More common] THAN YOU THINK
[Right now!] PUSHED TO THE BRINK
ONCE YOU CLICK THIS [link]
FREEDOM [Guaranteed]!!!

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT!]
NOT EV3RYTHING IS L1KE A GAME OF [slots]
CALL [We'll be there] [[On the dot!]]
THE ONLY [Question & Answer] TO ASK IS [WHY]

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT!]
G4ZE BACK TO [The World] BELOW THE GODS
YOU'VE [Hit it big] A [Money pig]
DID YOU [Forget] TO INSTALL A [Parking lot] ??!?

[Come in for a gamble], COME ON, STAY!!
[Come on down] TODAY!!!
IT'S THE [Business] WAY
[not up to] ME AND YOU

DON'T [see] THE APPE4L?!
IT'S A [Specil] DEAL!!!!!
DEAL YOU [Do not steal]
PROFITS WILL ACCRUE