Skid:
Take a seat and let the masters have a turn
We will show you how it's done when spooky now

Boyfriend:
You kids don't know what you're in for
Now you'll learn
Funkin' is my whole life and you're going down

Pump:
We've got bars and we ain't afraid to use them
Ain't that right Skid?

Skid:
Yes, Pump we'll do everything
That Spooky Month can offer

Boyfriend:
I've got spars and I will use them
In rhyme on the spooky kids
Nothing that you do will change the end
And I'll put on the lids

Skid:
Oh what luck, we can funk
We're awestruck and we'll win this song
Pump:
Your hopes of victory all have
Gone south and won't be here for long

Boyfriend:
Through the storm outperform Skid and Pump
And set a brand new norm
Your hopes of victory all have
Gone south and won't be here for long

Skid:
Here we stand by demand
With the microphone in hand tonight

Pump:
Anybody with a brain will see us
Being spooky scared at sight

Boyfriend:
Here we stand by demand
With the microphone in hand tonight
Anybody with a brain will see me
Dropping hot bars with delight

Pump:
Take a seat and let the masters have a turn
We will show you how it's done when spooky now
Boyfriend:
You kids don't know what you're in for
Now you'll learn
Funkin' is my whole life and you're going down

Skid:
We've got bars and we ain't afraid to use them
Ain't that right Pump?

Pump:
Yes, Skid we'll do everything
That Spooky Month can offer

Boyfriend:
I've got spars and I will use them
In rhyme on the spooky kids
Nothing that you do will change the end
And I'll put on the lids