Senpai:
What was that, punk?
If you wanna fight I'm rarin' to go!

Boyfriend:
That's how I funk!
We're literally dating, are you slow?

Senpai:
Just because I'm OG and from the 90s
Doesn't make me slow, man!

Boyfriend:
You should find someone else, dude
There's plenty of girls that really love you

Senpai:
She's the only one that I will ever love
And that is final!

Boyfriend:
There's plenty of fish in the sea
Why fish for mine in denial?

Senpai:
Move it loser, I have waited since my game
Came out for this moment, so I won't stop!
Boyfriend:
You could've hooked up with so many other girls
Try it and your plan is gonna flop!

Senpai:
I'm gonna show her what it's like to date
A real man that's not just a blue-haired fake!

Boyfriend:
Try it if you like there's no affection
Girlfriend won't even pay attention

Senpai:
I will share my love with Girlfriend
And make you her ex
I love her so, more than any of the rest

Boyfriend:
I already share my love with Girlfriend, so get lost
We love each other more than anybody else

Senpai:
Every girl loves me so I will only love the best
I will date the only one who'll leave me impressed

Boyfriend:
Sure everyone loves you in here
So that's what it seems
How could I lose to some
Random pixels on a screen?
Senpai:
You are not even worthy to
Be called a worm anymore
What an insult to the poor worms
You are even less than nothingness!

Boyfriend:
You're just a mega simp, get off my back, man!
Weebs like you who don't care about the thoughts
Or feelings of their crush are just pure trash

Senpai:
What was that, punk?
If you wanna fight I'm rarin' to go!

Boyfriend:
That's how I funk!
We're literally dating, are you slow?

Senpai:
Just because I'm OG and from the 90s
Doesn't make me slow, man!

Boyfriend:
You should find someone else, dude
There's plenty of girls that really love you
Senpai:
Listen, you are making me too mad
This will end really bad for you and me both
I really need to calm down or we will both die!

Boyfriend:
Are you too mad to even make
A comeback to my roasts? You have anger issues
Just admit that you lost, I haven't missed a note!