[Intro: Jelly Bean Lady]
I said, "Excuse me, motherfucker, do you like jelly beans?"
He was like, "Yeah, but not the black and the green ones"
Motherfucker, who said I had Easter jelly beans?

[Chorus: meeeZ]
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you evеn reached that weight

[Verse 1: ox33n]
Honеstly, it's so embarrassing
Honestly, you should kill yourself
Can you just put that food down?
Is that sandwich your only friend?
It's just so fucking funny
How you think you're so cute
You're fat and have five chins
Baby, you're lost with that shit

[Chorus: meeeZ]
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
[Verse 2: ox33n]
You're too huge to go to the club
You're too huge to go to school
You're too huge to even park,
They will charge you for two cars
And it's crazy how you manage to stay alive
And it's crazy how it even got this bad

[Chorus: meeeZ]
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight

[Verse 3: ox33n]
I hate fat people 'cause they get up in my space
I hate fat people 'cause they have a greasy face
I hate fat people 'cause they smell like shit
I hate fat people 'cause they're fat, that's it

[Chorus: meeeZ]
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
[Bridge: ox33n]
You don't have a fat ass
You're just a fatass
It's so embarrassing
It's so disgusting
It's so disgusting
It's so disgusting

[Chorus: meeeZ]
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
Why are you so fat, why are you so fucking fat?
Just go and starve, just go and fucking starve
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight
And it's crazy how you even reached that weight

[Outro: Jelly Bean Lady]
To make a long fucking story short
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
And this is twenty-four hours later and
I ain't find nothing yet