[Refrain]
On the beach, sippin' lemonade
And instead of drugs, I bought a vape
I'ma take your money, put it in the jar
If nobody saw it, let's get to the bar
Alcohol and pills, nothing is better
Take some of this, you'll feel like in heaven
Brainwashing you with this song
So it concludes that you're dumb

[Pre-Chorus]
He was like, "I'm not a stalker"
But you watched me all day 'til I blocked you
And everyone says, "Drugs are better
Than any man on this planet"

[Chorus]
Steal a pair of jeans, it's real tight
Rob my plug, he had a bad night
And you won't believe
It's in real life, it's in real life, it's in real life
Steal a pair of jeans, it's real tight
Rob my plug, he had a bad night
And you won't believe
It's in real life, it's in real life, it's in real life
[Verse]
I got them pills, yeah I got that molly
Everybody knows that I stole that money
Everybody knows that I'm a thief in works
Everybody loves me cause of alcohol

[Refrain]
On the beach, sippin' lemonade
And instead of drugs, I bought a vape
I'ma take your money, put it in the jar
If nobody saw it, let's get to the bar

[Pre-Chorus]
He was like, "I'm not a stalker"
But you watched me all day 'til I blocked you
And everyone says, "Drugs are better
Than any man on this planet"

[Chorus]
Steal a pair of jeans, it's real tight
Rob my plug, he had a bad night
And you won't believe
It's in real life, it's in real life, it's in real life
Steal a pair of jeans, it's real tight
Rob my plug, he had a bad night
And you won't believe
It's in real life, it's in real life, it's in real life