[refrain 1/spoken: Al dante, TX2s Crazy Ex]
Order
Evan Thomas, I the judge hereby sentence you to 2 years in prison
For a crime we have no idea if you even committed
But something that we believe that a girl just said
What does the witness have to say (you're a fucking self centered cunt)
Ha yes and there you have it
And now the defendant may now speak on his behalf on the case

[Verse 1: TX2]
Look, ya'll I broke up with this bitch 2 years ago
She's so preterial, she's got material , I mean that money
That's why it's funny she paid you all off so she gets off sunny (uh)
I'm tired of putting up with all her shit
This liar, this bitch, she's treated like kids
But dammit I've had enough
Now I get pissed
Damn so she claims I hit her but she missin' the proof
Not missin' a tooth, not a single bruise
How can someone self claim that she's abused (uh)
And she says that I cheated
How can you believe it
It's something she tweeted, days later deleted, attention she needed
She's falling to pieces this bitch needs some Jesus (woo woo woo)
'Cause she's chillin with dudes they're taking her n***s
While her boyfriend's confused
So guess what I do? (what?)
I sent the proof to (who?)
You can guess who the boyfriend to show his girlfriend's a hoe
I did it 'cause i would've wanted to know
But it didn't go well as I thought
Her mom called the cops
Her mom called the cops
The girl was let off
They thought I had lost
This girl is a bitch
You blamed others for pics of her flashing her tits
But the captain was sick, I blurred half of her tits so that's legal for kids (damn)
I should be free out this but thankfully I screenshotted all of her pics
And now she's so pissed 'cause I'm exposing this bitch
[Interlude: TX2s Crazy Ex, TX2]
I did not cheat on **** I love that boy with all my heart
Oh yea? Then why you hanging out naked with all those other guys
I thought I could fucking trust you you cunt
Just go kill yourself I don't give a shit

[Refrain 2/Spoken: Al dante, TX2]
Settle down! Settle down! It ain't your turn to speak yet
We will now let the defendant, once again, proceed with his case
You may continue Mr. Thomas
Thanks

[Verse 2: TX2]
Damn bitch you better tell the truth before I do because now you're screwed by TX2 (ooh)
Everybody knows that you're pinocchio 'cause your nose is runnin'
You're a hoe who blamin' others, shame others
Everybody can't read you
You better get out of your fuckin' fantasy
'Cause now she's tryin' say I'm makin' death threats (hell no)
It's been a year since I sent texts no (well no)
This bitch is fake news
Now it's time to pay dues
Damn

[Refrain 3/Spoken: Al dante ]
Oh shit um this is fucking awkward
Evan Thomas you are free to go now
Your innocence is obvious and
Your ex lady from 2 years ago is a bitch