[Verse 1]
It's been two weeks since he tied the knot
He's dressed up clean, but there's a glove he forgot
And even the hostess knows
They're both about to explode

[Pre-Chorus]
He raised his voice at her, and she screamed
"It's not by choice, you don't love me"
For once, he nodded his head and agreed (*Ejem*)
And he said

[Chorus]
"Maybe the cat got let out the bag
We miss the lives that we had, but we're married
So we fuck like strangers every night
And then roleplay lovers to bed
I should've listened to my friends
It's not a vow, honey, it's a threat"

[Verse 2]
I never thought that I'd sit across
From a ball and chain that's locked
I told her dad, he stood there shocked, then he spit in my face
Pissed and enraged, I said, "You gotta lot to say for
A man who wasn't faithful"
[Pre-Chorus]
He raised his voice at me and he screamed
"His wife asked him with disbelief"
For once, he nodded his head and agreed

[Chorus]
Maybe the cat got let out the bag
We miss the lives that we had, but we're married
So we fuck like strangers every night
And then roleplay lovers to bed
I should've listened to my friends
It's not a vow, honey, it's a—

[Interlude]
This is what real love looks like

[Breakdown]
This is what real love looks like
This is what real love looks like
This is what real love looks like
Let me introduce you to my life

[Chorus]
Maybe the cat got let out the bag
We miss the lives that we had, but we're married
So we fuck like strangers every night
And then roleplay lovers to bed
I should've listened to my friends
It's not a vow, honey, it's a threat