Pulp Musicals
Great Astronomical Discoveries, Pt. 1
ROSE, SAMUEL
Great Astronomical Discoveries
SAMUEL
We have the happiness of making known
ROSE
A recent breakthrough in the field of astronomy
SAMUEL
A monument to the age in which we live
ROSE
The biggest news that we will ever give
ROSE, SAMUEL
Sir John Herschel built a telescope
At the Cape of Good Hope
The grandest that any man had ever built
ROSE
He pointed it at the moon
SAMUEL
Our companion
ROSE, SAMUEL
Always there, watching us
From Eden to Edinburgh
ROSE
As wе grow
SAMUEL
As she glows
ROSE
He put his eyе to the lens
SAMUEL
And put his findings in pen
ROSE, SAMUEL
Sir John Hershel built a telescope
And now we know
Now we know
ROSE
The first thing that he saw when he took stock
Of the surface of moon, was a field of rock
This was nothing new, but he didn’t fret
And soon got something that he'd never forget
SAMUEL
Traced along the ridge of the field of grey
Was a river full of water running clear as day
All along the banks, he could see a spread
Of flowers blooming blue and red
ROSE, SAMUEL
Oh, Sir
John
Herschel built a telescope
Oh, Sir
John
What else can you tell us
What else can you tell
ROSE
Further down the river, say, could that be
A forest full of foliage and giant trees
He never thought the lunar atmosphere
Was similar to the one that we have here
SAMUEL
The waters of Luna flowed to a sea
With white sand beaches looking heavenly
He looked down the shore, feeling like a kid
ROSE, SAMUEL
He said “oh my God, is that a pyramid?”
Oh, Sir
John
Herschel found a pyramid
Oh, Sir
John
Tell me the next thing you did
SAMUEL
Shining like a diamond with the finest tone
ROSE
Could it be that something so elegant
Was made by something intelligent?
ROSE, SAMUEL
Herschel glanced through the looking glass
On what was once thought a barren mass
ROSE
He had one more thing to prove
When he saw something move...
ROSE, SAMUEL
Sir John Herschel built a telescope
At the Cape of Good Hope
The grandest that any man had ever built
He pointed it at the moon
And now we know
ROSE
Now we know
We're not alone