Pulp Musicals
Great Astronomical Discoveries, Pt. 1
ROSE, SAMUEL

Great Astronomical Discoveries

SAMUEL
We have the happiness of making known

ROSE
A recent breakthrough in the field of astronomy

SAMUEL
A monument to the age in which we live

ROSE
The biggest news that we will ever give

ROSE, SAMUEL
Sir John Herschel built a telescope
At the Cape of Good Hope
The grandest that any man had ever built

ROSE
He pointed it at the moon

SAMUEL
Our companion
ROSE, SAMUEL
Always there, watching us
From Eden to Edinburgh

ROSE
As wе grow

SAMUEL
As she glows

ROSE
He put his eyе to the lens

SAMUEL
And put his findings in pen

ROSE, SAMUEL
Sir John Hershel built a telescope
And now we know
Now we know
ROSE
The first thing that he saw when he took stock
Of the surface of moon, was a field of rock
This was nothing new, but he didn’t fret
And soon got something that he'd never forget
SAMUEL
Traced along the ridge of the field of grey
Was a river full of water running clear as day
All along the banks, he could see a spread
Of flowers blooming blue and red

ROSE, SAMUEL
Oh, Sir
John
Herschel built a telescope
Oh, Sir
John
What else can you tell us
What else can you tell

ROSE
Further down the river, say, could that be
A forest full of foliage and giant trees
He never thought the lunar atmosphere
Was similar to the one that we have here

SAMUEL
The waters of Luna flowed to a sea
With white sand beaches looking heavenly
He looked down the shore, feeling like a kid
ROSE, SAMUEL
He said “oh my God, is that a pyramid?”
Oh, Sir
John
Herschel found a pyramid
Oh, Sir
John
Tell me the next thing you did

SAMUEL
Shining like a diamond with the finest tone

ROSE
Could it be that something so elegant
Was made by something intelligent?

ROSE, SAMUEL
Herschel glanced through the looking glass
On what was once thought a barren mass

ROSE
He had one more thing to prove
When he saw something move...

ROSE, SAMUEL
Sir John Herschel built a telescope
At the Cape of Good Hope
The grandest that any man had ever built
He pointed it at the moon
And now we know

ROSE
Now we know
We're not alone