Pulp Musicals
Newton’s Second Law
NARRATOR:
Margaret rises to her feet
And points upriver
A ship approaches
SAMUEL:
Who’s that?
MARGARET:
I can’t tell
NARRATOR:
Looking down the coast
Anna squints her eyes
A ship approaches
ANNA:
There are a lot of people on that boat
NARRATOR:
Coming into focus
Slicing upriver
A ship approaches
SAMUEL:
I don’t like this
MARGARET:
Neither do I
NARRATOR:
Margaret yells to her friends
Anna, Rose, and John
A ship approaches
(Guns volley in the distance)
ROSE:
They’re shooting at us!
HERSCHEL:
We’re under attack!
NARRATOR:
Bullets rip through the jungle
Leaving devastation all around
CHORUS:
Bracing, bracing
NARRATOR:
People flеd Township Number Nine
Leaving it a ghost town
CHORUS:
Racing, racing
NARRATOR:
Running for covеr
Hiding back behind the sphere
NARRATOR, CHORUS:
They’ll destroy the satellite if they get here
ANNA:
We have to launch
HERSCHEL:
We have no chance
ROSE:
Then how do we defend her
HERSCHEL:
We have to leave
ANNA:
This can’t end now, not like this
CHARLES:
Surrender
(Beat. Bullets continue to fire and crash.)
NARRATOR:
Charles has a gun in his hand
CHARLES:
Anna, are you speechless? This is a first
NARRATOR:
This has gone exactly as he planned
CHARLES:
These mercenaries have orders to destroy the
Sphere and the flywheels as soon as they dock
HERSCHEL:
You bastard
CHARLES:
Here
I think I’ll level every inch of land
And have a harvest planted by the spring
Here
Rows and rows of sugarcane
Soon I will be living like a king
Here
A place that’s worthy of my work
Appropriately titled…
‘Charlestown’
Here
With no sign of the scientists
It’s a shame that their remains were never found
ANNA:
You’re doing this for sugarcane?
CHARLES:
Not just for sugarcane. I’m also doing this because
I don’t like you. Sir John, Miss Hanover - you will
Be mourned. What a tragic accident
ANNA:
We had a good run, Hershey
HERSCHEL:
It’s been a privilege, Nova. And Rose, I- (beat)
Where’d she go?
(clank)
NARRATOR:
Rose Stratford knocked Charles out
With her printing press plate
HERSCHEL:
You actually brought the plate with you?
ROSE:
Never underestimate the power of the press
NARRATOR:
The bricks halt every bullet
But the enemy has arrived
They’ve landed at the dock
And now there’s no place left to hide
HERSCHEL:
We cannot make the treeline
ANNA:
We’ve run out of time
MARGARET:
Anna!
SAMUEL:
Rose!
MARGARET:
Herschel!
MARGARET, SAMUEL:
Climb!!
NARRATOR:
A ladder to the top of the satellite
Two hundred feet high
The Sagitta was a fortress
They could take shelter inside
HERSCHEL:
But we’ll be trapped-
ROSE:
I’ll take my chances. Come on!
NARRATOR:
Rose takes Herschel’s hand
ROSE:
Aren’t you glad you asked me to come to South
America with you?
HERSCHEL:
Yes
ROSE:
Good. Then move your ass!
NARRATOR:
Rose leads the way
Up the side of the satellite
CHORUS:
Bracing, bracing
NARRATOR:
Bullets sprayed from below
Barely missing their marks
CHORUS:
Bracing, bracing
NARRATOR:
They reached the summit
NARRATOR, CHORUS:
Racing, racing
They jumped inside
Closed the hatch, then dark
(Bullets ricochet dully off of the Sagitta)
SAMUEL:
I just locked the hatch, we’re safe
ROSE:
I can’t see you, Samuel
ANNA:
Maybe we can wait them out, someone will
Get help-
HERSCHEL:
We’re hundreds of miles from the nearest
Township. I’m afraid we’re on our own
SAMUEL
Margaret? (beat) Margaret, are you alright?
I can’t see you!
(MARGARET begins to radiate)
NARRATOR:
Margaret started to glow
Margaret started to cry
Margaret closed her fists
Margaret closed her eyes
MARGARET:
Don’t be scared of the dark…
NARRATOR:
The sphere began to shake
The ramp began to quake
Then, a heavy thud
ANNA
The satellite is free!
NARRATOR:
The earth began to rumble
The sphere began to tumble
Rolling down the ramp
HERSCHEL:
Hold onto something!
NARRATOR:
The flywheels ran steady
The slingshot was ready
Now nothing could make them yield
ROSE, SAMUEL:
Each word we write sets a brick
And we built a satellite
NARRATOR, CHORUS:
Four, three, two, one
The satellite hit the wheels, then-
ALL:
Ahhh!
(The flywheels slingshot the Sagitta towards the
Heavens. The screams fade into the distance
Leaving nothing but air.)