Some People say that i'm handicapped....I'm not handicapped! I'm retarded! Daddy says i play too much, cat piano used a bunch, keys are sticky to the touch, cause i play after eating lunch. I rap everywhere i go, spit in front of all my hoes! On my dick, she's doin' blow, but not before i pick my nose! You guys think you made it far? Jeffy is a rising star! Note for note, and bar for bar, you can't keep up, you're not on par! I shit so hard on every song, don't believe it? I'll prove you wrong. I banged your mom just like a gong, pee-pee poo-poo 'giny schlong!


(Yeah, ok yeah) I spank my diaper very hard! (UH UH yeah i spank that bitch!) I spank my diaper very hard! (Ok, UH yeah!) I spank my diaper very hard! (UH UH yeah spanking uh spanking) I spank my diaper very hard!


I'm re-re, tarded as fuck! Stole a chromie from my homie, now it quacks like a duck! And if you think you're just as re-re then you're shit outta' luck! And i go crazy on the beat, till my pee-pee gets stuck! I spank my diaper super hard, you cannot out re-tard! Pee-pee short like Lord Farquaad! Is it me or is there no squad? You think that you are the best? I have hoes that got 3 breasts! Like to feel them on their chest, smells like fish with lobster fest! Got hoes comin' to my nest, flocking it from east to west! Rappings easy this ain't a test, millions of fans i'm feeling blessed! Junior, Joseph, Cody, fags! Watch as i secure the bag! Not that i'm trying to brag, but everything has Jeffy-tagged!


(UH! Yeah ok) I wipe my booty back to front! (Smelly balls yeah UH!) I wipe my booty back to front! (Dirty tank bitch!) I wipe my booty back to front! (Shit smelly balls!) I wipe my booty back to front! HOYOAHH!

(Yeah i spank my diaper very hard, UH UH i spank that bitch, i wipe my booty back to front, Smelly balls yeah, yeah i spank my diaper very hard, UH UH yeah bitch)