[Intro: Jeffy]
Why?
Why?
Why?

[Verse 1: Jeffy]
Hey, Daddy, I smack these hoes
Stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my diaper everywhere I go
Like to hop-hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants and now it's runny
I go, "Uh-uh," you think that's funny?
I stuff my diaper with all my money

[Chorus: Jeffy & Mario]
(Jeffy) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, don't do that) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, eat your green beans) Why? Why?
(Jeffy, don't poop your pants) Why? Why?

[Break: Jeffy & Mario]
Cat piano solo!
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
(Ah, Jeffy, stop it!)
Why?
[Verse 2: Jeffy]
Got a helmet on top of my head
Spanked my pee-pee until it was red
Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead
It's ten o'clock, and I'm ready for bed

[Outro: Jeffy]
Hey, Daddy, I just, uh
Showed you how to poop on the track
So, uh, I'm going to bed
See, I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on
I'm ready for bed