[Verse 1]
Hey daddy, I smack these hoes
Stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my diaper everywhere I go
I like to hop-hop like a bunny
Poop my pants, and now it's runny
I go uh-uh, you think that's funny?
I stuff my diaper with all my money

[Chorus: Jeffy and Mario]
Jeffy why, why
Jeffy don't do that why, why
Jeffy eat your green beans why, why
Jeffy don't poop your pants why, why

Cat piano solo!

Ah, Jeffy stop it! why?

[Verse 2]
Got a helmet on top of my head
Spank my pee-pee until it was red
Eat green-beans, I'd rather be dead
It's ten o'clock, and I'm ready for bed

Hey daddy, I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track
So, uh, I'm going to bed
See I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on
I'm ready for bed