Verse 1

He ordered a medium donner kebab
Saving a tenner to pay for his cab
Seems no harm in jumping the queue
Showing the owner his latest tattoo

Guy on his forties is rolling a joint
Pleased his team has rescued a point
A wicked deflection in time added on
Can see in his eyes he was totally gone

Chorus

Less than a mile from the centre of Town
A famous Old stadium crumbling down
No-one's invested so much as a penny
Bring on the Deadpool and Rob McElhеnney

Repeat chorus

Vеrse 2

King Street was calm for a Saturday night
Apart from the usual worrying sight
Of zombiefied corpses parading the streets
Arched over flowers beds slumped across seats
Mass the bus stop for Moss and Brynteg
Zombie apocalypse modern day plague
A stone's throw away or a 2 second ride
Wetherspoons locals are smoking outside

Chorus x 2

Bridge

Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney
An ocular patdown and thrown in the Gwenny x 2

Chorus x 1

"What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?"

Chorus x 2