Mustard
Not Magnus (Chess Parody of Kendrick Lamar - ”Not Like Us”)
[Intro]
Psst, I see banned people
(Mustard on the beat ho')
[Verse 1]
Ay, Mustard on the beat ho'
Beat those 1500's like a free throw
Man down, call an ambulance
Tell him breathe bro
Nail a player with checkmate we gainin' all that elo
What's up with these Jabroni-ass trynna use Stockfish?
The community hate 'em, fuck 'em all and they mamas
How many opps you really got?
I mean it's too many options
I'mma report you to chess.com, I'm Mag Carlson
Flag yo' ass and hit report cause' Danny Rensch watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show cheaters
Certified boogeyman, I'm the onе that wipe the board with 'em
Walk him down, wholе time, I know we gon' be reportin' 'em
Cheat confirmed, Stockfish use, bully the flow on him
Say playa', I hear you like engines
You best not come back to chess.com
To anyone who think they playing like Levon
Just make sure you aware that he be cheatin'
They tell me you use anal beads cuz' what you read 'bout Hans
And now you in the lobby playin' with a new account
And you got a fair play case, why is you around?
Certified Stockfish use?
Certified report filed
Wop' Wop' Wop' Wop' Wop'
Rensch fuck 'em up
Wop' Wop' Wop' Wop' Wop'
I'mma do my stuff
Why you trolling like Anish, 'ain't you tired?
Looked you up on chess.com, your accounts retired
[Chorus]
They not Magnus, they not Magnus, they not Magnus
They not Magnus, they not Magnus, they not Magnus
[Verse 2]
Remove the engine and your play is dire
We all know you cheat, you a liar
[Bridge]
(Mmm, Mmm, Mmm) He got banned, he got banned, he got
Stockfish cheata', he a 99 god
Stockfish cheata', he a 99 god
Hey, hey, hey, hey
You are a fraud
Hey, hey, hey, hey
You are a fraud
Stockfish cheata', he a 99 god
Stockfish cheata', he a 99 god
Hey, hey, hey, hey
You are a fraud
Hey, hey, hey, hey
You are a fraud
Lemme hear you say file report
File report
Then ban this way, ban that way
Then ban this way, ban that way
[Outro]
Are you Stockfish?
Are you Mittens?
Then ban this way, ban that way
Then ban this way, ban that way