Uh
Fuck crazy monkey
And all you other siff second-hand parasitic losers toking my ideas, ahem
Curse you all to a life of bad luck
I hope you all go to hell when you die ahem
MC Totally Rad, know what i'm sayin?
Fuck it

Straight outta randburg-uh
Crazy motherfucker named van den berg-uh
Used to eat the hamburger
Now i'm a very thin vegetarian, plus i got some hairy skin, check out my chest
My girlfriend got a blood stain on the back of her dress
So i go to the 7-11 grab a packet of lets
Some times i have so much fun that i can't even think
Uh oh, i slip a tampon in you're drink
I'm kinda like, sorta probably perhaps
Hit you with the umm, hit with the facts
Like a secretery keep my transmission legendary
You better believe, i'm liver than a cemetery
(fades)