RJ Lamont
Scam Tales

[Intro]
(RJ always trippin', man, RJ always trippin', man)

[Verse 1: Teejayx6 & BandGang Lonnie Bands]
Spent thirteen hundred on some Versaces with the cheetah print
Tried to steal some TVs out the store without them noticing
Spent ten on a new machine, some IDs to print
Spent twenty on a lawyer, he threw the case out to witnesses
Gave ten to the hitman and he kidnapped the witnesses
Might catch a fed case, so I cannot let you witness this
I ain't make the Forbes list, but I made the feds list
I beat three fraud cases, so the judge, he can't sentence it
Can't download Cash App 'cause my iPhone blacklisted
Walked into a nightclub and I scammed a bunch of black women
Shootin' dice in the hood, rob him with this black pistol
Talkin' bout you who cousin? And you know we gotta get you
Got E-mail conformation, that's the reason I know it went through
Lil' n***a wear a vest 'cause it's a good chance I'ma hit you
I got a prostitute in the hotel and on the strip too
Look a bitch dead in her eyes like "I'ma sell you"
My n***a city got the 'bows for the low, I might as well grab two
Talk to the n***a who made the fake lie 'bout me, I'm like you rob who?
These n***as ain't no real gangsters, they drive-by shoot
The police named me armed and real dangerous, I hop out and shoot

[Verse 2: Teejayx6]
Snuck a GPS tracker on your car, I bet I find you
Poodie coldhearted 'cause his Bandlife chain blue
I just bought some brand-new Amiris and they black and blue
And I bought a pint of Hi-Tech, he just bought a brew
[Verse 3: BandGang Lonnie Bands & Teejayx6]
I just bought some Fetty Wap, but naw, this ain't dog food
RIP my last fiend, man, I'm mad I lost you
Had some credit cards on me, I'm mad as fuck that I lost 'em
Police kicked down my door and I blew up my embosser
Rob my big homie then I nut in his daughter
Then I put her in a strip club in Florida
Made myself a fake ID and acted like I'm from Georgia
My piece just hit for five thousand, you got declined for some Jordans
Just had a shootout on tour in Portland, ha
Knocked my fan right out his white Air Forces