[verse 1]
Why do we need tickets
Just to see a big Ol' hole?
For 60 honkin dollars
I can dig me up my own

We can see it from the car
So if you need that's where I'll go
Will you pick me up a magnet
Before we get onto the road?

[Chorus]
And can we go...
Can we drive back though
Donkey Town

It was so tight in
Donkey Town
No one was fighting in
Donkey Town

[bridge]
They just ate corn from your hand

[verse 2]
Why'd we fly 8 hours
Just to see dracula's house?
The impailer didn't live in it
So what's this about?
And for 40 honkin lei
A goblin could at least pop out
If you need, I'll be in Brasov
Dumping beer into my mouth

[Chorus]
Why can't we go
Why can't we fly back twords...
Donkey Town

I was so happy in
Donkey Town
We we're a family in
Donkey Town

[bridge]
When they atе corn from our hands

[verse 3]
London - 0 donkeys
Lyon - 0 donkeys
Mexico - Had somе burros
Bulgaria - One blocked the road

[Chorus]
But why go anywhere
Why go anywhere but
Donkey Town
We never argued in
2 dollar parking in
Donkey Town

No one even checked
We've only ever been happy in
Donkey Town

In Donkey Town

[outro]
Yee-Haw
Hee-Haw
Donkey Town