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Does this kind of life look interesting to you?
Night after night, dinners with Herb Cohen
Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings, on the French Riviera at the Midem convention, a beige tie, the whole bit, watch Mutt
Eat and Leon feed the geese, one thousand green business cards With your name and the wrong address plus six royalty statements
Inspected and customized by Rantoon Tan, Hantoon Frammin, and Dee
Followed by twelve potential suicides
As the members of your group, past and present, find out they can't collect unemployment?
A dog, a car, an epidemic of body lice, and your own record company
Your name on the door, electric buzzer to the inner office, and Ona's tits, and a three month supply of German bookings with tickets on Air Rangoon
Does this kind of life look interesting to you?
As a fake rock and roll guitar player in a comedy group?