Oh-oh, oh

Howard, you're dreaming

I must be dreaming

Howard, you're not dreaming

I'm not dreaming?
You mean, I really did see
Frank Zappa's 200 Motels epic classic cinema feature
With the Mothers of Invention, Theodore Bikel
Ringo Starr, all sorts of weird stuff?

Howard, there has never been a movie made like that, you were dreaming

That's what I though, I said
"Who would spend the money to make a movie like that?" (No one)
But then I thought (Howard)

Howard, let me tell you, Howard (Yes?)
Remember years ago, Frank talked about doing a movie
And everybody said, "Rumor, rumor, rumor"

Yeah, they said it was never coming out
But it's finally come out, Howard (No)
200 Motels can now be seen at all theaters and drive-ins (I don't be—)
A United Artists Film (Am I dreaming?)
Produced by Murakami-Wolf Bizarre Productions
You are not dreaming, I'm telling you

Am I dreaming? (Howard, you are)

200 Motels