[Intro]
How long?
How long?
'Til the mystery roach be arrivin' soon?
Ya-ooh
Ya-ooh
Ya-ooh
Ya-ooh
The mystery roach be approachin'
The mystery roach be approachin' me

[Interlude]
Room service?
It's a good thing we get paid to do this
I could be at home gettin' reamed
Or listenin' to my new Elton John album
Hey, man, what's over there?
It's him
Hi, man
Hi, Frank
Hi, man
Hi, Frank
Hi, man
Hey, Frank
Hey, that's a great new song you wrote
You know, the one about the penis and everything (Haha, yes)
I was laughin' a lot the whole time I was learnin'—
Yeah, wе were all laughin', Frank, hahahaha
Yeah? Wеll, fine