This town
This town is a sealed tuna sandwich
Sealed tuna sandwich
With a wrapper glued

It's by bologna on the rack
It goes for forty cents a whack

It's just a place for us to play
To help us pay
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.

All the people in the sandwich town
Think the place is great
What if part of it's crumbling down?
Most of them probably won't be 'round

They'll either be dead
Or move to San Francisco
Where everybody think they're heavy business

It's just a tuna sandwich from another catering service