Janet, did you see those guys with the hair?
It's those guys from the fake stage across the street from our house
Ew, on the pillows
But I like the drummer with the rivets on his clothes, he's not bad
Yeah, I've seen him, too
He just screams Englishness with that little haircut and the rings
And the binoculars
Binoculars?
Didn't you notice his binoculars?
No, he's got binoculars?
He watches us through 'em, he's a pervert
Ooh, I get so hot just thinking about perversions
Maybe when we go down to the fake nightclub tonight
We can meet him and find out if he really is perverted
Just take my word for it, he is perverted
Mmm, and English, too
They're all that way