Frank Zappa & The Mothers
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
[Intro]
The clock upon the wall
Has struck the midnight hour
She finishes her call
Her girlfriend's in the shower
Practicing, practice, practicing

[Verse]
Half a dozen provocative squats
Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots
Brushes her teeth
Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat

[Bridge]
It's getting her, getting her hot
She's just twenty four and she can't get off
A sad, but typical case, yeah
The last dude to do her got in and got soft
She blew it and laughed in his face, yeah

[Outro]
Face, yeah
Yeah