[Verse 1]
This town
This town
Is a sealed tuna sandwich
Sealed tuna sandwich
With the wrapper glued
It's by bologna on the rack
It goes for forty cents a whack
It's just a place for us to play
To help us pay
The cost of the tickets back to L.A
The cost of the tickets back to L.A
The cost of the tickets back to L.A

[Verse 2]
All the people in the sandwich town
Think the place is great
What if part of it's crumblin' down?
Most of them probably won't be 'round

[Outro]
They'll either be dead
Or moved to San Francisco
Where everybody thinks they're hеavy business
But it's just a tuna sandwich
From another catering sеrvice