[Intro: Marcus Bentley, Big Brother, Nikki Grahame and kkbutterfly27xx]
Nikki comes to the diary room
Hello, Nikki
I'm feeling very venomous and angry
How dare she vote for me?
She doesn't even know me
She doesn't even know who I am
What I'm like
She's never even spoken to me
Wouldn't even give me the chance
She wouldn't even look at me
(Big Brother says you need to calm down)
Who is she?
Who is she?
Who is she?
Where did you find hеr?

[Verse 1: ZEDNED]
At the chip shop, on the day we mеt
That day when you sold me ket
We snorted as much as we could get
I took too much and I just said
"Hmm, what the fuck was that?"
"You trying to kill me, you fucking twat?"
"Better run away before I get my baseball bat"
[Verse 2: ZEDNED]
Went into the shop and paid for my order
Saw you standing in the corner
Checked the time, it was quarter to nine
Saw that there was a big old line
I stood there, waiting for mine
The manager took his fucking time
Until I turned to see you again
And saw you getting fucked with a sign

[Verse 3: kkbutterfly27xx]
At the chip shop, waiting for the dealer
Hair up in a bun and my lipstick concealer
Then I hear my government
Yo, hey Kalila!
Turn around outside
What's good, my dealer?

[Verse 4: kkbutterfly27xx]
Tell me now what you got for me
'Cause you know I don't give gock-gock for free
He said, I got the shit, shit so loud
Shit so loud, could hear it in a crowd
I'm just there like damn
Getting fucked up really wasn't my plan
But I have to stan
Now my mind gone like Madeline McCann
[Outro: Davina McCall and kkbutterfly27xx]
Hey, fancy another one?
Big Brother house
This is kkbutterfly speaking
You are live on air, so please do not swear
The British public has been voting on
Who the biggest slag is
And it turns out, it's fucking me

I'm a little slag, I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag, yeah
I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag, I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag, yeah
I'm a little slag