Hey simon cow
I’ll milk your dick like a cow
If u put me on
X factor and
Make 'em say wow
You can put me on Britain's Got Talent
But I won’t tell them keep it
Non challant
That means keep it cool
So can you keep it up?
Dust your cum on me
My tongue will sweep it up
I back and beep it up
Back, back and beep it up
I back and beep it up
Back, back and beep it up
Ahh, shit let’s go
Change the flow 'cause I'm such a pro
Film this shit just like a go pro
The views won’t go slow
With me in I know
Cause I'm britain's next cash cow
See me on the telly 2000 and now
I make 'em sweat, throw in the towel
Kk so cold like Homer J. Plough