Hydracoque: Hey, hey, hey, welcome, everybody, to the Nigpro Podcast!

Lil Prostate: Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, s-shut up. There's actually a bomb under you.

Hydracoque: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

Lil Prostate: Under your chair.

Hydracoque: Wait, wait, wa-wa-wa-wa-wait—

Lil Prostate: Everyone, look under your chair, there's a bomb under you.

Hydracoque: But what if some of our audience isn't in a chair?

Lil Prostate: You can now blow me up, blow me up with some cocks.

Hydracoque: Wait a minute, oh, it's a cum bomb, it's a cum bomb! Everybody, let's chant. Cum bomb! Cum bomb!

Hydracoque & Lil Prostate: Cum bomb! Cum bomb! Cum bomb! Cum bomb!

Hydracoque: Oh hell yeah. Yeah, wе like to get celеbratory around here. There's a lot of shit to celebrate in this world today.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, shoot that cum all over me.

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! One thing to celebrate: cum itself. I mean, it is a cum bomb, after all. I'ma gonna gargle some semen real quick. [Gargles]
Lil Prostate: You see that n***a that's, like, moving the camera around, and he's, like, actually lookin' at me really weird, and he looks like he wants to fuck me.

Hydracoque: I think he wants to fuck you, but I think he also wants to fuck me.

Lil Prostate: Are you gonna do anything about it? Are you gonna do anything about it?

Hydracoque: Wait, wa-wa-wa-wa-wait, I have an idea. So what if, well, after the podcast, but we duct take him— duct tape him, take him to an abandoned warehouse, and we double penetrate him, and we touch our tips inside of his body.

Lil Prostate: Oh yeah, maybe we can get a few more guys and be, like, you can creampie him first, and I'll cream pie him twenty-third.

Hydracoque: Yeah, apparently, if it's a bunch of guys doing that to a girl, that makes it straight.

Lil Prostate: It is straight, what are you talking about?

Hydracoque: Yeah, that's just— Well, if it involves a woman at all, that makes a straight, which is disgusting.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, if there's, like, forty guys fucking one girl, and they're all creampieing her, it's totally straight. I can't lick up the cum out of her.

Hydracoque: That's completely heterosexual, there's nothing gay about that at all. And that's why I hate it 'cause if it was gay, and it was all men… That shit would please my heart, my erection, and my eternal desires, fire burning deep within my soul and within my hole. I'd light my ass— my ass pubics on fire. Do you ever play with your pubics like it's a cube of Rubik sometimes? Like, do they get tangled?

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I, like, twist my pubic hair into dreads.

Hydracoque: Yeah! Oh.

Lil Prostate: I actually braid my pubic hair.
Hydracoque: Do you got pubic dreadlocks?

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I do.

Hydracoque: I also got pubic dreadlocks. I got a— I got hair extensions in them, but the extensions are extended mags on the Glocks that I have tied up in them. It's like, it's a new trend, y'all wouldn't understand unless you do.

Lil Prostate: Ah, that's so hot, oh my god.

Hydracoque: Oh shit, are you ejaculating? Oh, oh, my shoe, oh!

Lil Prostate: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Hydracoque: No, don't be sorry. That turned me on.

Lil Prostate: I thought this was Adam22.

Hydracoque: This isn't no jumper 'cause there's no— We ain't not jumpin' on cocks, here we is jumpin' on cocks. We ju— And we hookin' up jumper cables to our nipples, and… We havin' fun, man.

Lil Prostate: Oh yeah.

Hydracoque: I can't believe—

Lil Prostate: I'm sorry if I can't talk that much, I'm, like, creaming right now, because, like, what you were talking about before about that shit, it, like, totally made me glazing. Have you heard about Kendrick Lamar and Drake's beef? That totally got me glazing right now.

Hydracoque: Oh, yeah, yeah. Look, look. I thought when they were saying "beef," it meant, like, the beef that was going out of Drake's torso into Kendrick Lamar's mouth. Or the other way around.
Lil Prostate: Yeah, totally Skibidi Toilet, bro.

Hydracoque: Yeah, but yes, fucking n***a, they ain't even got no Ohio rizz, though, 'cause these are just, like, fucking forty-year-old men making diss tracks!

Lil Prostate: Yeah, they ain't got no rizz.

Hydracoque: They're not even having sex. They're not— They're not even teasin' each other unless it's some subliminal shit, like, some quintuple-layered metaphor in a Kendrick song about Drake's dick!

Lil Prostate: If there was a forest with either Drake, the plat— multi-platinum artist, or a man-killing bear, I'd probably go for the bear 'cause I'm, like, underage, but I'm not underage, like, I'm in between.

Hydracoque: Yeah. I mean, age does work differently when you don't know— don't even know how to count. We don't know— [Laughs]

Lil Prostate: I really don't know how to count. I don't know— What the fuck is counting?

Hydracoque: Just stay away from that n***a Diddy, but the fucking bear? Yo, I would, I would fucking—

Lil Prostate: Like, accounting? I got an accountant to count for me.

Hydracoque: I got an accountant to account my dildos for me.

Lil Prostate: Exactly.

Hydracoque: We do use semen as a currency here in N***aborea. We use other things too, but they're all… They're all things that humans wouldn't even imagine to use as currencies. But fucking the bear and Drake, that's a good question too 'cause, personally, I would also pick the bear 'cause, usually, when I fuck a bear, it's just a big ass, hairy, gay ass n***a. Yeah, the animal, though—

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I wrestle bears all the time, but I feel like it's a lot harder to wrestle Drake 'cause it's actually a n*****.

Hydracoque: The— [Laughs abruptly] Oh, YouTube is not gonna like that word. We're gonna have gay ass censor that shit for sure.

Lil Prostate: Ah, just wipe that one out. You'll hear it post-production.

Hydracoque: I mean, no-nothing— He actually just said "ice cream" or something. He said "kitten" or "bubble" or some innocent word.

Lil Prostate: I said "ice cream," "kitten," "bubble," "buttons," my…

Hydracoque: Fruity fairy princess.

Lil Prostate: Fairy princess is totally glazing all over Drake right now.

Hydracoque: [Burps] Ah, oh, that was a rancid cum aftertaste. Yeah, the bear, like, the animal bear versus a gay man bear? The gay man bear gets boring. The animal bear sounds exciting.

Lil Prostate: I can't keep myself from saying anything about gay shit.

Hydracoque: Oh, we all f****ts here. Oh, that's another thing we have to censor! Oh shit. Wait, but have you—

Lil Prostate: Why did you say that? That really offends me.

Hydracoque: I'm sorry. Does it offend you so—

Lil Prostate: Why did you say that?

Hydracoque: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Lil Prostate: Why did you say that?! [Loud scream]

Hydracoque: Oh sh— Oh shit, put the gun away, man. I wanna get shot by you, but— but that's later. And with your cum. The gun's—

Lil Prostate: I don't wanna shoot cum on you. You just said something horrible to me.

Hydracoque: You had a gun— Where did the gun go? Oh shit, did it just go back in your ass?

Lil Prostate: Okay, okay, back to the topics. I'm over it now, I'm totally bipolar.

Hydracoque: I— I— You know how you can't leave food out in your tent, or a bear might come eat it? I just happen to think a bear should eat my ass. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

Lil Prostate: Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up. I got a question for you, Hydracoque.

Hydracoque: Okay. Tell me, Lil Prostate. Tell me, Lil Prostate!

Lil Prostate: Diddy and Michael Rubin. Whaddya think about them? Michael Rubin is totally, like, the white Diddy, that's what I think. I think he's totally gonna, like, take all the holes of the rappers. 'Cause, have you seen those pictures? He's just, like, some white European guy or some shit with— He's just, like, has his arms all around rappers. Have you seen that one picture? It was, like, Lil Baby getting his a— getting wrapped around by Michael Rubin and Michael Rubin's co— [Prolonged spark-like noise]

Hydracoque: I— I actually don't think I've seen that picture. I think what I've seen is a—

Lil Prostate: Oh, you don't wanna know, let me finish my cum spark.

Hydracoque: Oh yeah, okay, okay. Let me drink more cum. [Sips and gargles]

Lil Prostate: Michael Rubin's co— [Spark noise finishes with a loud high-pitched screech]. Michael Rubin's cock.

Hydracoque: His— His cock or his—

Lil Prostate: It was— It was rubbing right against Lil Baby's— Have you ever heard of Lil Baby?

Hydracoque: Yeah, it was like that one Drake song that was like: "Wah, wah, wah, bitch, I'm Lil Baby!"

Lil Prostate: Yeah, it was rubbing— It was rubbing right against Lil Baby's ass.

Hydracoque: Oh, shit.

Lil Prostate: They're so close in that picture. Like, I wonder how close they are in bed.

Hydracoque: I wonder. I've seen a deep fake of that shit. I haven't seen the OG image, but I saw a deep fake of them fucking each other, but maybe that was the OG image and not the deep fake.

Lil Prostate: Oh my God, I wish I saw that, I'd totally jerk off to it right now.

Hydracoque: Let me send it to you. Let me airdrop that shit to you right now.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, let's jerk off to it together. All right, let's do it quickly.

Hydracoque: By the way, for the listeners, we got our AirPods in, but they're a special model. They have a subwoofer that is stored in the— You can guess exactly where the subwoofer gets stored. And you feel that shit like nothing else. Ain't that right, Lil Prostate?

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I thought we're gonna do the other thing now.

Hydracoque: What other thing? We gonna—

Lil Prostate: I don't even remember now. I got too much cock in my fucking skull.

Hydracoque: Nah, we need to— I've been smoking so much crack that I can't even remember shit other than how gay I am.

Lil Prostate: I'm getting totally skullfucked by your manager. I'm getting skullfucked by your manager right now. Can you not even see me? Like, are you retarded?

Hydracoque: Oh shit, that— I don't even have a manager, that must be one of the gay ghosts. Shit, damn! Hey, get out of here, you fucking— Ah! Yeah, yeah, get the fuck outta here, man.

Lil Prostate: Fuck! [Screams] God damn it.

Hydracoque: Hey, hey, wait. Let me— Let me talk to him a little bit. Hey, I'll fuck you later, okay? Nah, nah, just stay over there for now. Yeah, okay, thank you. Oh shit. Sorry about that, everybody. It's just the gay ghosts that roam around here. It's like, some of them, they actually died 'cause they had a conflict with their deep— the conflict with their deep inner homosexuality. Other ones did that shit on purpose and spiritually lobotomized, and—

Lil Prostate: Speaking of homos, actually—

Hydracoque: Oh, I wanna hear about this. That's my favorite topic other than sucking dick.

Lil Prostate: Speaking of homos, I'm thinking about homo hobos.

Hydracoque: Fuck yeah, jizzlers. That's a word that I've heard to call 'em, and I think I agree with that.

Lil Prostate: Criggler-jizzlers!

Hydracoque: Criggler-jizzler! I guess a jizzler is one of them that's gay, but, like, they all gay where we are, so I guess they're all jizzlers by default.

Lil Prostate: Have you seen that jizzler that, it was like a homeless— I don't even know what race he was. Maybe he was, like, a Cauc— Cock. Cock-asian. Cock-asian.

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lil Prostate: Maybe he was, like, a Cock-asian.

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lil Prostate: But he, like, shit all the way down the stairwell, and it went from the top floor all the way down to the bottom floor. I filmed a video of it, and it was so hot.

Hydracoque: [Burping and choking noises] Holy shit.

Lil Prostate: Dude, did you just actually throw up all over your cock right now? That's so hot.

Hydracoque: God damn it.

Lil Prostate: That is so hot.

Hydracoque: Oh shit, can you, please, like, put your dick in my ass?

Lil Prostate: Here, dump some water on it. I'll, like—

Hydracoque: Wait, let me go back and, like, we'll slurp all this shit off.

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Hydracoque: All right, we are back, everybo— Oh wait, shit. One more second. All right, all right, we are actually back now. Sorry about that. I just vomited all over my own cock, doused it in Everclear, drank the rest of the Everclear, and now I'm ready to bang again, n***a. I'm sorry, I just fucking bajarfed all over my own dick.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, but before he doused it in Everclear, I actually slurped up all the vomit.

Hydracoque: Yeah, his tongue did a fucking amazing job, n***a.

Lil Prostate: Oh yeah.

Hydracoque: Cars should get detailed by this n***a's tongue.

Lil Prostate: I bet you love that shit, bro.

Hydracoque: Oh, n***a, I came at least five times, you know I ain't got no refractory period. I'm just fucking fully, fully in the mood always, no matter what.

Lil Prostate: Well, as we were saying before about homo hobos. We gotta talk about that shit.

Hydracoque: Yeah, 'cause we s— be seeing them do some crazy shit sometimes. This one that I seen, this one that I seen… He was sticking dildos in his pores. How does a man gape his pores to be the size where you can put dildos in them?

Lil Prostate: [Stifled laughter]

Hydracoque: Ain't that fucking nuts?

Lil Prostate: That's so fucking hot.

Hydracoque: It's hot, but, like—

Lil Prostate: I hope that he has, like, Swiss cheese holes all over him. If he doesn't, I'll just puncture some with my knife and then I'll, like, fuck it.

Hydracoque: Yeah, if the body doesn't wanna do something, you have man-made tools that can assist it and help it, if you know what I mean, if you know what I mean [Repeats "if you know what I mean" faster and in a higher pitch several times]

Lil Prostate: [Screeches]

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha-ha. That n***a Dreamybull's like: "I'm 'bout to cum, I'm 'bout to blow!" And that's cool and all. I heard he fucked a woman, though, so I can never forgive him for that.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, he is totally straight. He's not even gay, like, he's, he's a total—

Hydracoque: Yeah, he's a fucking str*ggot.

Lil Prostate: He's a total fake f— straight.

Hydracoque: He is. I don't even know what type, but he's not—

Lil Prostate: He's a total fake gay. I don't even know what he is.

Hydracoque: He's definitely a fake gay.

Lil Prostate: It's like this guy is like… He's, like, shoving dildos up his ass, and then he has a female wife with kids. What the fuck is going on?

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, what the hell? Like, how are you gonna have children with a female? That's not even how that works.

Lil Prostate: This guy ain— This guy ain't even gay and he ain't even straight. What's going on?

Hydracoque: How the fuck can you reproduce with a woman? That just doesn't make sense, biologically speaking.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I'm usually—

Hydracoque: Maybe humans are just different like that, though.

Lil Prostate: I have never reproduced with a woman. Like, I have so many bastard kids, and they've all come from men.

Hydracoque: They're all ass bastards, n***a. Speaking of bastards, that album by Tyler, the Creator, when he— when he was like: "Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome," I don't know if that was off that or Goblin, but it's, like, I be doing that, but to men, and whenever a N***aborean is born, it's a motherfucking fully grown black man.

Lil Prostate: Oh yeah, and that one song with A$AP—

Hydracoque: So it isn't that weird actually.

Lil Prostate: It is very weird, but that one song with A$AP Rocky where he said…

Hydracoque: GaySex Cocky?

Lil Prostate: Something about gay fathers. Like, I can really relate to that.

Hydracoque: It's not a purse, n***a, it's a satchel.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, A$AP Rocky literally said: "It's not a purse, it's a satchel. Let me remind you: it's a satchel."

Hydracoque: My bussy is like a purse. I also store coins and impractical things. I store dicks and cum in there too, but my bussy is like a purse, and it's got many folds. It's even got a slot for my ID.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, it's a man purse. It's not a satchel. It's called a man purse.

Hydracoque: And guys' D's. Yeah, exactly. Wait, what was we talking about again?

Lil Prostate: I'm barely even a man anyway, so, actually, just call it a purse.

Hydracoque: Yeah, you is like— You're a special kind of hermaphrodite, aren't you? 'Cause—

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I'm hermaphrodite.

Hydracoque: You have, like, a bunch of— A bunch of Y chromosomes and a bunch of X chromosomes, and you even have some Z chromosomes. To—

Lil Prostate: I have all the chromosomes. Sorry, I'm just, like, totally licking my own dick right now.

Hydracoque: Oh, we all got caught up in the moment. Sometimes I lick the mic like it's an ice cream cone, or, like, you know, a cock that's covered in— Wait, have you ever sucked a n***a wearing a flavored condom on his dick, but then you sucked the condom off, but then you accidentally slurped his dick skin off and degloved his penis too? And the cock ring came with it.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I accidentally— Like, I thought the condom was taffy, so, like, I ate the condom, but I actually bit off part of his penis too.

Hydracoque: Have you ever bitten off the entire penis?

Lil Prostate: Do you really like fucking squirrels? I really like fucking squirrels. Do you like fucking squirrels? I really like fucking squirrels.

Hydracoque: They're fucking sexy, n***a. I wanna fuck a squirrel! Hey, I ain't never fuck on a girl, n***a, I ain't fucking no girls, but I would fuck the shit out of squirrels, n***a. Especially if they're— Only if they're male. Also if they're non-binary.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I had these two baby squirrels, like, fall out of a tree or some shit.

Hydracoque: Yeah.

Lil Prostate: And I raised them for a little bit, but they died because of my cock.

Hydracoque: Damn.

Lil Prostate: I won't talk that much about it, though.

Hydracoque: Oh, for sure. That shit can get traumatizing. I wouldn't wanna put too many negative thoughts in the head of our listeners.

Lil Prostate: It was very traumatizing, like, why did you have to die from my cock when you could've had so many days more of my cock?

Hydracoque: Exactly. It's, like, every time I see a squirrel, I'm like: "Ayo, I got a tree you can climb on and bounce around." But, like, sometimes they just ain't ready. They ain't built for it.

Lil Prostate: I really like tails, though. Do you like tails, though? I really like tails, though. Do you like tails, though? I really like tails, though.

Hydracoque: Oh hell yeah. I love tails, n***a. I love your tail right now. Right now you're wearing the rainbow one, but the squirrel's, that reminds me— Do you have a squirrel tail? Like a tail that is, you know, from a squirrel or inspired by one?

Lil Prostate: Well, it's actually not a squirrel tail. I told you on the past podcast… Well, I think I did. Maybe I didn't.

Hydracoque: Well, you have the fox tail, yeah, I know you.

Lil Prostate: Maybe I was my other personality that, like, I switch between randomly. But I'm just not that.

Hydracoque: That's true, I mean… I think I'm accustomed to it at this point.

Lil Prostate: I just have a fox tail that this skank, stupid skank, was wearing. And I was like: "That would look better on me." So I yanked it out of her asshole, and I was like—

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah!

Lil Prostate: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hydracoque: You just fucking repurposed it.

Lil Prostate: Let me have that shit. You don't deserve it, you stupid ho—

Hydracoque: Oh, hell nah, n***a, they ain't never deserve nothing except eternal suffering and pain! Oh, by the way—

Lil Prostate: Eternal suffering and pain?

Hydracoque: If you can hear something that's like a fan in the background, that's just a n***a flapping his foreskin really fast to cool us off.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, he's totally flapping his foreskin around, he's totally not—

Hydracoque: He's like 90 years old.

Lil Prostate: We're totally not in hell right now.

Hydracoque: Definitely not. We—

Lil Prostate: Yeah, that's so outrageous.

Hydracoque: I kinda wish we were, 'cause it's, like… The torture, the eternal torture kinda turns me on.

Lil Prostate: I totally wish we were, because I'd totally suck off the devil and strip down onto him from a stripper pole.

Hydracoque: I'd cut off his bitch woman breasts, though, and replace it with some sexy ass pecs, n***a.

Lil Prostate: Did you see what Lil Nas X did to the devil? Like, I'd totally do that, too.

Hydracoque: What did he— Oh, yeah, on that one video, the same one where he fucking— So there's a butt plug thrown in the air, and sadly it didn't get caught in a n***a's asshole.

Lil Prostate: Sadly.

Hydracoque: I wish it was.

Lil Prostate: But I love when he stripped down all the way from the ra— some shit down to hell. And he stripped down from the stripper pole onto the devil.

Hydracoque: Yeah. Wait, so your tail right now… So, yeah, of course, we've— we've heard about the fox one.

Lil Prostate: I wish it was a devil tail, you know, with, like, a fork on it.

Hydracoque: The devil tail. Yeah. That would be useful, too, that wouldn't just be fun, that'd be practical.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, I could actually, like, scratch my asshole whenever it itches.

Hydracoque: Wait, do you mind if I scratch your asshole right now with one of my dicks?

Lil Prostate: I'm too obese for that, so, yeah, you should definitely scratch my asshole.

Hydracoque: All right, all right, let me just put it in. Oh. [Scratches]

Lil Prostate: Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Ah. Ah. [Moans]

Hydracoque: Oh. Oh, shit, okay, well, yeah. We should probably stop that now if we get too into that.

Lil Prostate: Okay, that's a little bit too much for mainstream media.

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the— the rest of that's gonna be on our Onlyf**s, subscribe to it.

Lil Prostate: Yeah, it's gonna be on our Onlyfans. Onlymans. That's gonna be on our Onlymans. Oh yeah.

Hydracoque: Remember, a thousand foreskins. Or was it a million? Via carrier pigeon. You know, the carrier pigeons. Yeah. They're also carriers of STDs, I fuck my birds. N***a. Also— Wait, so, the squirrel tail. Would you ever get a squirrel tail? Like, do you have a wardrobe with different animal tails?

Lil Prostate: Well, I did chop off that squirrel tail and it worked for a little bit, but it decomposed too much, so I wouldn't really go for that unless it was fake.

Hydracoque: So it's gotta be fake, but it's gotta feel real.

Lil Prostate: It's gotta feel real, for sure.

Hydracoque: It's gotta be some quality shit, ain't no sweatshop shit. It's gotta be like… Extra special sweatshop shit, like, premium sweatshop, like, two cents an hour instead of one, n***a.

Lil Prostate: How much— How long have we been going for? 'Cause, like… I've been trying to give you a footjob this entire time, and I don't think, like, maybe we've been going on for too long.

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah.

Lil Prostate: Like, I think you just need to stop 'cause, like, you won't cum yet. I think you, like, have a problem.

Hydracoque: I think that my penis is a little bit desensitized from all the shit that I've been doing to it. You know, horrible shit I can't even say on this podcast.

Lil Prostate: Oh, my God.

Hydracoque: Stuff like… Pretend I'm saying something really horrible and then motherfucking censor this shit in Audacity, n***a. Yeah, stuff like that. What are your thoughts on that?

Lil Prostate: Well, that's pretty hot, but, like, your dick is desensitized, so, like, I think we should end this pretty soon so that I can try to resensitize that.

Hydracoque: Yeah, yeah, this shit's from, oh, 1911. 1911, like, the gun that I have in my asshole right now, hell yeah.

Lil Prostate: How do you feel about hand sanitizer on your dick to— to resensitize your penis?

Hydracoque: I think usually I use battery acid. Sometimes I use… Well, there's a lot of things that I use, but hand sanitizer, it's a classic. It never fails. I just have to— There's a ritualistic aspect to it. You have to do it in a ritualistic manner. Or else it does not work.

Lil Prostate: Oh yeah. We'll have to mix it with battery acid. That would be perfect.

Hydracoque: And rancid cum. You have to mix— You have to have some amount of rancid cum, but the ratio has to be completely correct.

Lil Prostate: Well, I'll have to get my files out, and that's a big deal for me, 'cause, like, I actually sell those.

Hydracoque: Yeah, no, you've got— you've got all sorts of businesses. That's what I respect about… All your shit, my n***a.

Lil Prostate: Actually, you know, I think I could spare, like, one or two for us.

Hydracoque: We do have a surplus. We actually have a huge surplus, but we actually don't. If we did, we wouldn't tell you about it.

Lil Prostate: Actually got a few thousand. But if you just want, like, one or two, maybe I can spare it for you.

Hydracoque: Maybe.

Lil Prostate: Actually— Wait, why is this on stream? This shouldn't be on stream. I should be talking to you in private. What are you doing?

Hydracoque: Yeah, what are you do— I guess we're just— We— We are not—

Lil Prostate: What are you doing?

Hydracoque: Hey. Wait, wait, we are not doing anything.

Lil Prostate: What are you doing?

Hydracoque: Hell yeah, take that. Yeah, we're not doing anything right now. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening at all.

Lil Prostate: I'm not doing anything. What are you doing?

Hydracoque: Oh, I'm not doing anything either. What's happening? Is anything happening? I don't think something is.

Lil Prostate: God damn it, what are you doing? I'm not doing anything.

Hydracoque: N***a, I ain't doing shit! I ain't doing shit! I ain't [Excited scream]

Lil Prostate: Fuck!

Hydracoque: I just wanna do a man in the ass, possibly the urethra, definitely the nostril. And…

Lil Prostate: Can I do you?

Hydracoque: Possibly the ear.

Lil Prostate: Can I do you after this?

Hydracoque: You are— Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, we definitely gotta— I mean, there is a little bed right here, and there are a bunch of dildos laying on top of it, and then there's some Dreamybull brand anal lu— [Emits long "u" sound]

Lil Prostate: Okay, let's end this right now. [Penile queef]

Hydracoque: I'm fucking gay, n***a!