[Intro]
Oh-oh, woah
Oh-oh, woah
Oh-oh, woah

[Verse 1: Jim & Keith]
From the moment you came down the stairs
That cigarette breath, that short, gray hair
Was this a setup? Was this a dream?
You were the hottest dragma we had ever seen
Yes, we have eaten grandmas before
But you're the oldest, you're like ninety-four
Yeah, you'll taste different, this will be fun
You're like a grandma and a banana in one

[Chorus: Jim]
And we were like
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
We bеt you gonna be yum-yum

[Verse 2: Jim & Keith]
Those skinny ankles, that flowеr dress
Those drooby yum-yums upon your chest
No longer stand up, not like before
But we don't care, we'll eat them up straight off the floor
Yeah, we get off on the way you speak
You're something precious, like an antique
Say, what's that perfume? That musty smell?
Some kinda perfume or an odor sent from Hell?

[Chorus: Jim]
Oh, well, we say
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
We bet you gonna be yum-yum

[Verse 5: DJ ASTRONAUT]
Let's roll
When I was eight-teen, I ate my first Gran
But there was something kinda fishy going on and
It was weird
It was crazy, it turned out to be a man
And though her hair was wavy
Ass like a big truck
She said her name was Hailey
But I think it was Chuck
Voice had a deep sound
A kinda meat that only taste of feet and there weren't no playground
'Cause she was old and a litte more petite and
Dragma she kinda plays me
That wrinky skin don't phase me
One is kinda lazy
But still I keep on sayin'
[Chorus: Jim]
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
We bet you gonna be yum-yum
And we were like
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh
Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh
We bet you gonna be yum-yum