And so I married a Chinese lesbian
She was 45 years old
She needed bad to stay in the country
And I needed bad her dough
She needed bad to stay in the country
And I needed bad her dough

So I became her green card husband
And she became my ten grand wife
We quickly were and happily married
And now we can't split up
And then we were happily married
And now we can't split up

Inspector call us and inspector watch us
I'd run but I still haven't got my dough
I live with her in a half bedroom apartment
With six other lesbos

I live with her in a half bedroom apartment
With six other lesbos
I live with her in a half bedroom apartment
With six other lesbos

I live with her in a half bedroom apartment
With six other lesbos
I live with her in a half bedroom apartment
With six other lesbos