[Verse 1]
I'm not a plum kisser
Please mister, understand my words
My mama tells me I'm a loser
And a plum smoocher
Spendin' her days layin' on the snoozer
I amuse her
Gotta say I had some fun
When I was young
With those YouTube videos
Teaching me how to lay under the sun
And how to run and be an expert in romance
With my tiny hands and a wall as target practice
What...

[Bridge]
Please, I know I've done some things I'm not proud of
My browsing history is something to be ashamed of
Tentacles, sexy spectaclеs, shining like a rainbow
I know I'm not cool, but those boobas though?

[Verse 2]
You know I gotta have a tastе
To deny the fruity flavor would be such a waste
Inching closer for a smooch and a warm embrace
When you lay your eyes on me crazily, I escape in haste
You think you caught me, you're a liar
Just 'cause I say some things, heard some things, crazy things
I'm a seiso girl, moe moe kyuu
Dear God, let me grab my lawyer
[Chorus]
Plum kisser, I'm not a plum kisser
Plum kisser, plum kisser
Shut your fuckin' mouth, please mister
Change your brain, I'm not a plum kisser
Like you've never done similar aside from
Jerk off to those spicy videos on your tiny computer
Little cum shooter, with a small weiner
Let me have a bite, nya
Don't touch me, oh my God

[Outro]
Can we call a truce?
I'm not cool either
Not a plum kisser
I mean it was only twice, okay
Sue me
Not a plum kisser
Fuck
Bye