[Intro]
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can you see 'em?
Come and take your pick

[Verse 1 - CALYPSO]
This madhouse reeks of desperation
Seeking words of validation
Get over yourself
Shaking with anticipation
For the comments, hearts
The plans to hook up
Fuck with a random so you feel love
Self hatred, you're full of
Foolishness and a lack of trust
For the only people that give a fuck
Watching in pure disgust
As you bury yourself alive
You're stuck in the

[Chorus]
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your pick
Matchmaker mausoleum
So fragile and selective
Left, right, can't even see 'em
What a bunch of fucking pricks
[Post-Chorus]
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your pick
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your-

[Verse 2 - Kam]
I sit home alone at night
Wondering who's next I'll bite
Are you the one?
Eh, maybe not
So I'll keep swiping left, never right
'Cause I don't see anybody that I like
I could be just your type
But you'll never see
-ing is believing
Two, six inches heart starts beating
Just in time for spooky season
You can thank the-

[Chorus 2]
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your pick
Matchmaker mausoleum
So fragile and selective
Left, right, can't even see 'em
What a bunch of fucking pricks
[Post-Chorus]
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your pick
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your-

[Bridge]
I feel low
I'm hiding in the dark
I wish that we could feel a spark
But things aren't what they seem
When you are hiding on a screen
I feel low
I'm hiding in the dark
I wish that we could feel a spark
But things aren't what they seem
When you are hiding on a screen
I feel low
When I'm in the dark
I wish that we could feel a spark
But things aren't what they seem
When you are hiding in the
[Chorus]
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your pick
Matchmaker mausoleum
So fragile and selective
Left, right, can't even see 'em
What a bunch of fucking pricks

[Outro]
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces, can't you see 'em?
Come and take your pick
Matchmaker mausoleum
You're shallow and deceptive
Fake faces...
Come and take your-